Friday, May 23, 2008 @ 5:48 PM:
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!GIRL: How soon??
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND: You tell a woman something; It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil: "A teacher".My father is so old that when he was in school, history was calledc urrent affairs.
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"Sam: "It's a family tradition".Teacher: "What do you mean?"Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher: "What about your mother?"Sam: "She's a woman".
Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"Student: "Brotherly love".
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"One Student: “Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Holidays are coming, Juz for laughs...LOL...
got this from somewhere...
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